the eighth thing that people wear that annoy me the most..

Laying in bed the other night, I realised that I had forgotten to add possibly my most hated item the list of annoying items of clothing people wear.

Nothing plagues me more, than people who wear.. Fingerless gloves.
Oh my lord. Do I hate fingerless gloves. I am disgusted in myself that I forgot to add them to my list, when they are, hands down, my most hated object in the entire world.

Some argue on behalf of their practicality, but I really don't see it. Personally, during winter, I am mostly worried about the loss of my extremities - being my hands and fingers. Without a 'yeah I climbed Everest and lost my fingers,' kind of story - the glory of being fingerless is zilch, henceforth full fingered gloves are necessary.

So why, in God's name do people insist on wearing these pathetic excuse for winter warmers? While they be popular with the emos and hipsters of the world - you still look like a juvenile delinqient twat.

They say they are practical, that they help you grip the steering wheel, the lock on your locker etc. Mate, your car has a heater and who the eff would sacrifice the safety of their fingers to make sure they can open their locker. Noone likes school that much.

While I acknowledge the 80's trend spawned by Madonna that is lace fingerless gloves - I think I hate them more than woolen fingerless gloves. My sister, the classy being that she is bought a black lace pair to wear as an addition to her JWoww costume. As a joke I tried one on, just one, and never have I wanted to gnaw my own hand off except for that one moment.

Fingerless gloves, in every way shape and form -  make me want to die.
Do yourself a favour, and invest in some real gloves before your fingers fall off. If you haven't climbed Everest.. being extremity-less is not worth the risk of wearing a half-assed pair of gloves.

love jules.