Sexting.. why in the world?

This whole idea of sexting really has me baffled.
Call me a prude, but I have never ever sent a photo of any naughty part of mine to anyone, and am delighted to hear that anyone caught with a photo of a nakey girl who is underage will spend 8 years on the sex offenders registry. Suckkkeeers.

Call me old-fashioned, but I fail to see the fascination of having a photo of boobies or a bum on your phone. And what happens after they've got it? I mean after the mental and/or physical high-fiving they give themself after they successfully charm / bully a girl into sending them..

Yeah. Sweet. Boobs. Awesome. I'l file that one away for a rainy day?

My inablity to be able to understand the fascination behind these 'selfies' as my friend from work told me that they're called - probably comes from my thoughts that if I was receiving pictures of someones willy - I probably wouldn't be that enthralled.

I don't need to see your junk on my phone. Personally, I'm not that interested in seeing your junk unless its in a circumstance that is going to benefit me at all. I appreciate it for all that it's worth and realise it's necessity in events such as pro-creation, but waving at me from my phone = not so necessary.

So why do teenage boys wear the number of girls they can get to send them nakey photos as a badge of honour? Sure, you got a few sluzzbags to send you photos of their naughties. Great work. Thats definitely a real winner of a girl that you've got there kiddo! But is it perhaps that they have so little faith in their ability to get to see the real deal - that they can only live vicariously through the photos that they have collected of girls in various states of nakey-ness.

But the boys are not purely at fault here, hell if you can convince a girl to take a a rudey nudey photo I say good work, your persuasion skills are obviously commendable, but what type of a banana of a girl would really trust someone that much to have that sort of leverage on them?

I've heard so many times - 'Oh but he's my boyfriend like thats okay.' Really? Do you really think that anyone is really, truly above the idea of revenge? I'm sure as hell not. I'm sure Kim Kardashian thought so. But then everyone found out she let Ray-J wee on her.

I've had this whole idea of snapping a photo of my badoinkadoink in the old fashioned MySpace self portrait way proposed to me many times - and then played against me when I refused. My favourite reaction given: 'But you won't even send me a photo', from someone when they were testing just how willing I was to continue this tiny little flirtation we had. Not willing enough for you to have a photo of the junk in my trunk stashed into your phone for you to use at your own discretion. You pretty much would then have my ass / boobs in a portable version in your pocket. Creepy? I vote yes.

Just you wait 'til you start achieving something in life and BAM! Theres a photo of you in your birthday suit splashed around town. Awkward for you, no? Especially when the boys put you in their spank bank and you're left with a sent box full of you in your best g-bangers and no return on a dinner date.

Lets be a bit smarter about these things - especially when the laws now involved!
jules.

the eighth thing that people wear that annoy me the most..

Laying in bed the other night, I realised that I had forgotten to add possibly my most hated item the list of annoying items of clothing people wear.

Nothing plagues me more, than people who wear.. Fingerless gloves.
Oh my lord. Do I hate fingerless gloves. I am disgusted in myself that I forgot to add them to my list, when they are, hands down, my most hated object in the entire world.

Some argue on behalf of their practicality, but I really don't see it. Personally, during winter, I am mostly worried about the loss of my extremities - being my hands and fingers. Without a 'yeah I climbed Everest and lost my fingers,' kind of story - the glory of being fingerless is zilch, henceforth full fingered gloves are necessary.

So why, in God's name do people insist on wearing these pathetic excuse for winter warmers? While they be popular with the emos and hipsters of the world - you still look like a juvenile delinqient twat.

They say they are practical, that they help you grip the steering wheel, the lock on your locker etc. Mate, your car has a heater and who the eff would sacrifice the safety of their fingers to make sure they can open their locker. Noone likes school that much.

While I acknowledge the 80's trend spawned by Madonna that is lace fingerless gloves - I think I hate them more than woolen fingerless gloves. My sister, the classy being that she is bought a black lace pair to wear as an addition to her JWoww costume. As a joke I tried one on, just one, and never have I wanted to gnaw my own hand off except for that one moment.

Fingerless gloves, in every way shape and form -  make me want to die.
Do yourself a favour, and invest in some real gloves before your fingers fall off. If you haven't climbed Everest.. being extremity-less is not worth the risk of wearing a half-assed pair of gloves.

love jules.