Everyday, I encounter someone who is wearing one of my seven most hated items. It makes me want roll on the ground screaming "WHY?!?!?" while methodically beating them over the head with two years worth of Vogues that live in my room, cursing whoever put the idea into their head that they look good.
Far be it for me to think that my opinion on what looks good is gold, I'm sure my own personal tendency to wear leggings as pants pisses many people off.. but seriously..
1) White boots: I want to drag these off every single girl I see wearing them and throw them back to the 80's. White boots? Come on. One wears boots in winter. In winter it rains, and makes mud. Mud makes white boots even dirty than they are, just for being white boots. I vote no.
2) Top hats on girls: I do not care if your prowess in the tap-dancing field envies Fred Astaire and you feel like sharing this by wearing your top hat around in day-to-day life, you look like a banana.
3) Sleeveless turtlenecks: My petulance for sleeveless turtlenecks probably comes from my own past, and one outfit that embodies this hate and the next.. I dont understand the idea behind this. You're either wearing a turtleneck, or a short sleeved shirt. You can't do both. You just can't.
4) Horizontal Stripes: Let me clarify this. Some people, like my sister, look really really good in horizontal stripes. Some people, who chose to wear block coloured striped oversized v-neck jumpers DO NOT. Especially when paired with Adidas three stripe tracksuit pants. Sigh.
5) Hoop earrings: I do not care, if you are J.Lo, Snooki from Jersey Shore, or pure latina, hoop earrings make you look like a prostitute. Even worse than normal hoop earrings, coloured hoop earrings. Jersey Shore you and your entertaining, but hoop earring wearing girls are the main culprit of this. But i still love them.
6) Jeans and runners: Commonly known as Junners, i want to staple things to the head of every person i see rocking this combination, common among mothers over 40 and the like. While i acknowledge the functionality of the outfit.. you still look like a fool.
7) Wrong bra girls: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Possibly my most hated faux pas. How hard is it to match the right bra with the right outfit? BACKLESS IS BACKLESS FOR A REASON!!! There has been a revolution of appropriate bra wear - stick on bras, extended back straps that pull your bra down, adhesive tape.. the list is endless! I have to resist the urge to snap open the clasp of every wrong bra wearing girl i see, just to teach them a lesson. Clear bra straps are not a resolution to this problem either. They possibly look worse.
But hey.
I wear leggings as pants.
What of it?
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